I have a very important announcement to make…
New amazing website:
http://www.fmylife.com/
Here’s a few random samples:
Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" No later, a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML
Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML
Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML
If you’re ever having a shitty day, read this. Hell, read it every day! My big brother showed me it. Wow.
Today I got to snowboard with both my brothers and it felt nice to be good enough to keep up with those speedsters. It was another spring skiing day – no fleece necessary! We never stopped on our runs and we made A LOT because there was no one up there! Tomorrow is gonna hurt. Definitely some good sibling bonding. I wish I could see him more… we have a lot in common. I think the most bonding moment was when I found out Mark thinks Pineapple Express is the funniest movie ever. And he appreciates the beauty of the slow clap and will spread it to California.
Fun over! Now on to the rest of HELLWEEK!
…FML
